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EVERY SATURDAY...

FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS...I WAKE UP...SATURDAY MORNING...HAVE A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE...TRY TO NURSE MY HANGOVER...SIT DOWN...AND PHOTOSHOP A SHITTY NEW PEICE OF RETARDED GOODNESS...ILL POST THE FEW IVE DONE ALREADY...THE FUTURE CUB BEING THE NEWEST...ILL KEEP YA UPDATED!!! 666

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WEED...A LONG WALK...LISTEN TO...

MENTAL DECAY-EAT THE POSERS GUTS

JOHN WILLIAMS-BROTHER AND SISTER, FATHER AND...

UYAMA HIROTO-WALTZ FOR YOUR LIFE WILL BORN

SAGE FRANCIS-BROCCILUDE

BLUT AUS NORD-IN MY DARKEST FANTASY

MANOWAR-BROTHERS OF METAL, PT. I

PENTAGRAM-ALL YOUR SINS

AGENT ORANGE-INTERVIEW 1981

BATTLED A GIGANTIC EVIL METAL MONSTER...WHEN I SLICED ITS BELLY OPEN...60 RUPEES CAME OUT...THEN I BOUGHT WATER FROM A MAGE...IT WAS SICK...

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SO I THINK...

PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK...SERIOUSLY...LAUGH...I PERSONALLY THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT DO THAT ENOUGH...JUST A THOUGHT...ANYWAYS...I HAD A GNARLY DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT...IMA TRY TO EXPLAIN THE BEST I CAN...HERE I GO...

SO OKAY...IN THIS DREAM...IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE GOOD OL U.S. OF A. SENT A CRAFT...LIKE THE GENERIC BLACK AND WHITE ROCKET SHIP...I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN THIS...ANYWAYS...WE SENT THIS TO A FAR AWAY PLANET AS RESEARCH...BUT...WE KNOW THAT THE TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE CANNOT BRING THIS THING BACK...SO...IT SHALL FALL AND LAND IN AN AREA THAT IS UNSPECIFIED...

SO DURING THIS DREAM...IM AT MY FRIEND JULIANS HOUSE...ITS NOT HIS REAL HOUSE...ITS ANOTHER HOUSE IVE BEEN IN...BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER...WE GO OUTSIDE...I SEE WHAT I CAN ONLY EXPLAIN AS BUTTERFLIES...FLYING ACROSS THE AIR FOLLOWED BY TRAILS OF YELLOW LIGHT...AND I SEE THIS SHIP...THE AMERICAN ONE...RE-ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE...IM AMAZED

I YELL FOR JULES...AND A FEW OTHER FRIENDS...ALTHOUGH...ME AND JULES ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT REALIZE...THAT THIS THING IS GONNA LAND VERY NEAR TO WHERE WE ARE...SO...LETS GO CHECK THIS SHITE OUT...IT LANDS...ITS FUCKING INTENSE...MIND YOU...IM ASLEEP...BUT IN MY DREAM I FEEL LIKE MY HEART IS BEATING SO FUCKING FAST...SO WE GO CHECK THIS THING OUT...AND REALIZE THAT HAVING SMALL PARTS OF THIS SHIP...LIKE SMALL SLIVERS OF IT...WOULD BE REALLY COOL...TO LIKE SHOW OUR GRANDCHILDREN...TO SAY...LOOK...WE WERE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED...SO AFTER WE TAKE SMALL PIECES WE GO BACK TO "JULIANS HOUSE"...JULES FREAKS OUT...AFTER REALIZING THAT THE GOVT IS SENDING TRUCKS AND LIKE SEMI TRUCKS TO PICK THIS THING UP...HE REALIZES THAT HE LIVES SO CLOSE...AND IF THEY SEEM TO NOTICE THAT SMALL PARTS WERE TAKEN...THAT THEY MIGHT BLAME THE SURROUNDING CITIZENS...I TELL HIM NOT TO WORRY...

SO DURING ALL THIS...THE GOVT IS SENDING TRUCKS...TO PICK ALL THIS SHITE UP...AND BASICALLY SEND IT BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE(DONT ASK WHY...ITS WIERD...I KNOW...IT WAS A DREAM...)ME AND JULES WATCH ALL THIS...THEN AFTER THAT...I RETURN TO MY HOUSE...LIKE THE HOUSE WHERE I GREW UP...(WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY FROM WHERE I AM NOW...) I WALK OUT BACK...IT IS DARK...MY POPS IS WORKING ON SOMETHING...LIKE HE USUALLY DOES...THEN I STOP AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE SPACE PROGRAM THAT THEY RECENTLY INITIATED...HE SAYS "OH YEAH...I HEARD ABOUT THAT STUFF ON THE NEWS"...I PROCEED TO TELL HIM IN DEPTH ABOUT THE SHIP RE-ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE...HES STOKED...THEN I TELL HIM THAT I NEED TO GET MY KEYS FROM THE SHOP...(ALL THE SHITE THAT HAPPENS AT THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN...IS LIKE VERBATIM WHAT MY HOUSE IS LIKE...SHOP AND EVERYTHING...)HE SAYS THAT HE WILL OPEN IT UP FOR ME...AS WE WALK OUT THERE...I NOTICE A SMALL GREEN LIGHT IN THE DISTANCE...

AS IT COMES CLOSER...IT IS A SMALL HOVERING CRAFT...WITH A SHEILD LIKE TOP...AND A CAMERA LIKE BOTTOM...ALL WHITE...WITH A GREEN LIGHT...MY DAD GRABS IT...AND I JUMP ON TOP AND REALIZE...THERE IS A OFF SWITCH...I TURN IT OFF...WE ARE BOTH FUCKIN FREAKED OUT...WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING...THE SHOP THAT WE OWN HAS TWO GIGANTIC DOORS...ONE IS OPEN...I NOTICE OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE THAT SOMETHING RUNS BY...TOO FAST FOR ME TO MAKE OUT WHAT IT IS...BUT I NOTICE SOMETHING RAN BY...(BY THIS TIME IN THE DREAM...IM FREAKING OUT...)

I FORGET THIS PART...AND IT WAS MUCH MORE DRAMATIC TO ME...BUT THE THING THAT RAN BY...REVEALS ITSELF TO BE AN ALIEN...IT TELLS ME HOW IT HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME SINCE I HAVE BEEN BORN...IT HAS BEEN STRANDED...AND IT NEEDS PARTS FROM THE SHIP THAT LANDED TO GET BACK HOME...

BY THIS TIME I WOKE UP...I WAS BREATHING SO FUCKING HARD...IT WAS A CRAZY ASS DREAM...SO...MAYBE I NEED TO HELP OUT SOME ALIENS...OR MAYBE NEED TO STOP DRINKING SO MUCH...ANYWAYS...PEACE...AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE READ...

DRAGGED INTO THE DEPTHS...

BACK IN SCHOOL...DRAWING THE DEVIL AS MUCH AS I CAN AND SNEAKING IN UPSIDE DOWN CROSSES INTO AS MANY PROJECTS AS I CAN...666

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ATTILA (AS SEEN BY ME) SCREAMS FOR O)))

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AFTER A DAY OF PUKING IN A FRIENDS CAR AND TWO BANDS...WE ALL WALKED INTO THE PLACE...PACKED FULL OF PEOPLE...SMOKE EVERYWHERE...MUSIC BLASTING...ON THE STAGE...A WALL OF SUNN AMPS...BUT NOBODY COULD BE SEEN ONSTAGE JUST YET...WE WAITED FOR A WHILE...TILL THREE MEN IN LONG BLACK ROBES SLOWLY WALKED ONTO THE STAGE...EVERYONE CLAPPED...WHAT STARTED THEN WAS SOMETHING THAT I CANT EXPLAIN...THIS HAPPENING LAST NIGHT...IM STILL GATHERING MY THOUGHTS...I DIDNT HAVE EARPLUGS...AND AFTER ABOUT A MINUTE...MY EARDRUMS FELT LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO POP...LUCKILY I HAD A PLASTIC GROCERY BAG (FROM PUKING EARLIER) SO I RIPPED OFF TWO PIECES AND FIXED MYSELF SOME EARPLUGS...A WALL OF SOUND WASHED OVER ME AS GUITAR AND BASS RANG OUT...LOOKING OUT AT THE CROWD...EVERYONE WAS IN A TRANCE...NOT MOVING...COMPLETELY FIXATED ON THOSE IN BLACK ROBES...AT ONE POINT...AFTER A WHILE...ATTILA DISSAPEARED...ONLY TO REAPPEAR BEHIND A SHEET...WEARING SOMETHING WHICH NO ONE COULD MAKE OUT...IF YOU LOOKED HARD ENOUGH...YOU FORGOT THAT IT WAS HUMAN...IT JUST LOOKED LIKE SHAPES...SHIFTING AND TURNING...THEN OUT OF NOWHERE...AND WHAT I CAN ONLY EXPLAIN AS THE MOST FRIGHTENING SCARECROW WITCH...HE APPEARED FROM BEHIND THE SHEET...RELEASING THE MOST PRIMAL HIGH PITCHED DEATH SCREAM I HAVE EVER HEARD...THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN TRY TO EXPLAIN IN WORDS AS I HAVE NOW...BUT YOU WILL NEVER TRULY "GET IT" UNTIL YOU GO TO ONE OF THEIR SHOWS...SIMPLY PUT...IT WAS FUCKING RAD...

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