Sunday, February 28, 2010

666MOVIES666

IN MY SKIN (2002) - AWESOME...I TOTALLY IDENTIFY WITH THIS FASCINATION OF ONES OWN BODY AND ONES PAIN TOLERANCE...VERY INTENSE AND GRAPHIC SCENES OF SELF MUTILATION...
STREET TRASH (1987) - I LOVED THIS MOVIE...MELT MOVIES!?! FUCKIN SWEET...THE EFFECTS ARE SO DAMN COOL...INSTEAD OF YOUR REGULAR BLOODY RED MESS...YOU GET YELLOWS, BLUES, GREENS...COLOURS THAT DONT EVEN EXIST!!! PEOPLE MELTING INTO RAINBOWS...SWEET
INSIDE (2007) - I WAS REALL IMPRESSED WITH THIS MOVIE...I WAS VERY SKEPTICAL AT FIRST...SEEING AS HOW IM NOT THAT INTO NEWER HORROR MOVIES...BUT I HEARD IT WAS FRENCH...AND DISTURBING...THUS...I GOTS TA WATCH IT...BLOOD IS A PLENTY AND INTENSITY IS PERFECT...WATCH
THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (2009) - ANOTHER ONE I WAS SKEPTICAL ABOUT...SOME OF THE ACTING I WASNT A HUGE FAN OF...BUT THE MAIN CHARACTER...AWESOME...PERFECT FOR THE 70'S HORROR THEY WERE GOING FOR...
ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE S.S. - ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIL SHEIKS (1975-1976) - I FUCKING LOVE THESE MOVIES...ONE OF THE DEATH SCENES FROM HAREM KEEPER HAS TO GO UP THERE WITH MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE KILLS...FUCKING WATCH THIS ONE...YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED...UNLESS YOU SUCK...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

I LOOKED OVER...

AND THERE WAS AN UN-OPENED BEER!!! IT WAS COLD TOO!!! THE MIGHTY PIZZA GODS ARE PLEASED...

DRAWING=WINNING

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS A SCORPION...ALSO...I LOVE PIZZA

Thursday, February 18, 2010

CHATROULETTE

"A live streaming website where you connect with completely random strangers with a webcam and microphone. Every other person you connect to is a horny dude wanking, or if you're a chick, you are asked to see your tits. You disconnect with you want and keep talking if the person's chill. Same concept as Omegle except you see them." URBANDICTIONARY...

WITH THAT SAID...I FIND IT STRANGELY FASCINATING...HAVING PEOPLE ON CAMERA GET SO CONFUSED WHEN IM NOT WANKING OR DOING SOMETHING WEIRD...JUST COOKING...WITH SOME METAL ON...MAYBE DOING HOMEWORK...WHATEVER...PEOPLE DONT EXPECT TO SEE SUCH EVERYDAY NORMAL THINGS TO BE TAKING PLACE...ITS FUNNY...SO ANYWAYS...A FORTY AND MANY BOWLS LATER...

I FIND THESE TWO GUYS STARING AT THE COMPUTER AS THEY USUALLY DO...EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN IDIOT ON THIS THING...STARING AT A CAMERA IN ANTICIPATION FOR THE NEXT DISTURBING/FAKE VIDEO OF A GIRL/RANDOM GUY JUST SITTIN AROUND...ANYWAYS...TWO GUYS

ALL THEY SEE...IS MY CHEST...THEY LAUGH...WEIRD...SO I TYPE TO THEM...TELL THEM I NEED HELP...THEY LAUGH SAY SOMETHING...I CANT HEAR IT...I PROCEED TO TELL THEM SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE...SOMEONE BROKE IN AND HURT ME...PHONE LINES ARE DOWN...THEY GIGGLE AGAIN...OBVIOUSLY NUDGING EACH OTHER..."YEAH RIGHT..."...MY PHONE IS DEAD...I TELL THEM HE ATTACKED ME AND CUT ME...I HAD TO MAKE HOMEMADE BANDAGES...I HAVE TOILET PAPER ALREADY WRAPPED AROUND MY ARM...AND A LITTLE RED KETCHUP UNDERNEATH THESE...(NOT THAT GREEN SHITE...I NEED THIS TO BE "AUTHENTIC")...THEY SEE THE BANDAGING AS I TEAR IT OFF AND REVEAL A MESS OF RED ON MY ARM...THEY KINDA FREAK...ONE KID PUTS HIS HAND TO HIS MOUTH..."CALL 911"...I TELL THEM I CANT...I THEN SCREAM AND CUT OFF THE FEED...

666MOVIES666

PONTYPOOL (2008) - THIS ONE GAVE ME A REAL CREEPY FEELING...PRETTY SWEET OVER ALL...THE ENDING KINDA DROPPED THE BALL I FELT...BUT THE CONCEPT NEAT CONSIDERING IT IS A NEW TAKE ON A CLASSIC FORMULA...
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE (1977) - BADASS...THATS ALL I CAN SAY...BAD...ASS...
GOEMON (2009) - FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT...VERY SIMILAR TO THE DIRECTORS LAST FILM...CASSHERN...BUT STILL...FUCKING SWEET!!
COMBAT SHOCK (1986) - A MOVIE SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND HARD TO WATCH...BUT THOSE PEOPLE SUCK...BALLZ...THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING AWESOME...FROM THE SKINNY AS FUCK MAIN CHARACTER...TO HIS JUNKIE FRIEND...TO HIS MUTATED CHILD...TO THE PIMPS AND GANGSTERS HE DEALS WITH ON THE STREETS...A PRECURSOR OF TAXI DRIVER...GUINEA PIG 1 & 2 (1985) - UNLESS YOU LIKE GORE...LONG DRAWN OUT TORTURE SCENES...CLOSEUPS OF NASTY SHIT FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AT A TIME...I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT WATCH THESE FILMS...IF YOU DO LIKE UNCOMFORTABLE FILMS SUCH AS THIS...I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM!!!
A SERIOUS MAN (2009) - NEWEST??? COEN BROTHERS FILM...I LOVED IT...THE MAIN CHARACTER...IS SO FUCKING AWKWARD AND AWESOME..
OUTLANDER (2008) - THIS IS ONE MOVIE WHERE VIKINGS LOOK SUPER BADASS...THE HAVE BADASS WEAPONS...AND DO BADASS THINGS...THE SPACE SHITE DESIGN WAS ALSO VERY COOL...THE ALIEN THOUGH...MEH...DIDNT REALLY DO IT FOR ME...BUT I MEAN COME ON...IT HAS RON PERLMAN AS A GIANT BALD HEADED MAN, TATTOO ON HIS FACE, WHO JUST HAPPENS TO WIELD TWO BADASS HAMMERS...AND JOHN HURT AS...ROTHGAR!?!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

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SOMETIMES ITS HARD TO DEAL WITH LIFE...AND SOMETIMES WE DO STRANGE THINGS


PANEL I: CLOSEUP ON HANDS TOUCHING A ROSARY...WITH AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS


PANEL II: THE HANDS BELONG TO A MAN...DARK HAIR...KINDA THIN...HE LOOKS SULLEN...HE SLOWLY SLIDES THE ROSARY AROUND HIS NECK


PANEL III: WE SEE THE ROSARY HANGING AROUND HIS NECK


AND "WHEN THOUGHT BECOMES EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL..."


PANEL IV: A BACK SHOT OF OUR MAIN CHARACTER...HES NAKED...THIN...


"ACTION IS THE FINIST REMEDY."


PANEL V: THE MAIN CHARACTERS HAND REACHING FOR A SNUB NOSED .38


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PANEL I: THE MAIN CHARACTER IS LOOKING DOWN AT SOMETHING...CLOSE ON HIS EYES


PANEL II: STILL LOOKING DOWN...PULL OUT A LITTLE MORE...SHOW A LITTLE MORE OF HIS FACE


PANEL III: MAIN CHARACTERS FACE...HE LOOKS SAD...LIKE HES LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA


PANEL IV: OUR MAIN CHARACTER CLOSES HIS EYES...HE HAS A GUN TO HIS HEAD...


PANEL V: ALL BLACK...BLAM


PANEL VI: INSTEAD OF SEEING THE USUAL GORE AND BRAIN SPLATTER...WE SEE...THE INSIDE OF THIS "MANS" HEAD IS NOTHING BUT ROBOTICS...TECHNOLOGY...TWITCHING...DYING


Friday, February 5, 2010

SO I GOT THIS IDEA...

BASED ON A GOOD FRIEND IVE KNOWN FOR MOST OF MY LIFE...SKETCHES CUMMING SOON