Sunday, January 31, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

SO THE OTHER DAY

I WAS AT THE STORE...I SAW A VENDING MACHINE...LIKE THOSE 50 CENT ONES...AND IF YOU INSERTED YOUR COINS...YOU COULD PURCHASE A MOTHER FUCKING MUSTACHE...I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF A MUSTACHE THAT I TOTALLY GOT ONE...THE MACHINE TOLD ME I COULD FOOL MY FRIENDS...BUT THEN I REALIZED I ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL MUSTACHE...FUCK

Sunday, January 17, 2010

WHY ANIMAL CROSSING IS THE BEST GAME IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

SERIOUSLY...WHAT OTHER GAME CAN YOU SPEND ALL DAY PLANTING TREES/FLOWERS!?! AND IF THAT DOESNT GRAB YOUR ATTENTION...TRY FISHING AND CATCHING SOME MOTHER FUCKING FISH!!! OR HOWSABOUT YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS WALK AROUND AND SHAKE SOME TREES!?! MAYBE SOME MONEY WILL FALL OUT OF THAT TREE...OR EVEN BETTER A NEW COUCH FOR YOUR RAD FUCKING HOUSE!!! DONT FORGET TO PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE...THAT WAY YOU CAN HAVE MORE ROOM FOR ALL YOUR BOSS SHIT THAT YOU FIND AND PURCHASE FROM THAT WILY RACCOON TOM!!! STILL NOT IMPRESSED!?! GRAB A SHOVEL...AND DIG SOME SHIT UP AND FIND A FUCKING FOSSIL!!! GET IT IDENTIFIED BY AN OWL AND THEN DONATE IT TO HIS MUSEUM!!! FUCKIN RADICAL!!! BUT IN ALL SINCERITY...I LOVE ANIMAL CROSSING...

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Sunday, January 3, 2010