Sunday, October 25, 2009

666INSTRUCTIONS666

WEED...A LONG WALK...LISTEN TO...

MENTAL DECAY-EAT THE POSERS GUTS

JOHN WILLIAMS-BROTHER AND SISTER, FATHER AND...

UYAMA HIROTO-WALTZ FOR YOUR LIFE WILL BORN

SAGE FRANCIS-BROCCILUDE

BLUT AUS NORD-IN MY DARKEST FANTASY

MANOWAR-BROTHERS OF METAL, PT. I

PENTAGRAM-ALL YOUR SINS

AGENT ORANGE-INTERVIEW 1981

BATTLED A GIGANTIC EVIL METAL MONSTER...WHEN I SLICED ITS BELLY OPEN...60 RUPEES CAME OUT...THEN I BOUGHT WATER FROM A MAGE...IT WAS SICK...

(666PICTURES COMING SOON666)



Monday, October 19, 2009

SO I THINK...

PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK...SERIOUSLY...LAUGH...I PERSONALLY THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT DO THAT ENOUGH...JUST A THOUGHT...ANYWAYS...I HAD A GNARLY DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT...IMA TRY TO EXPLAIN THE BEST I CAN...HERE I GO...

SO OKAY...IN THIS DREAM...IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE GOOD OL U.S. OF A. SENT A CRAFT...LIKE THE GENERIC BLACK AND WHITE ROCKET SHIP...I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN THIS...ANYWAYS...WE SENT THIS TO A FAR AWAY PLANET AS RESEARCH...BUT...WE KNOW THAT THE TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE CANNOT BRING THIS THING BACK...SO...IT SHALL FALL AND LAND IN AN AREA THAT IS UNSPECIFIED...

SO DURING THIS DREAM...IM AT MY FRIEND JULIANS HOUSE...ITS NOT HIS REAL HOUSE...ITS ANOTHER HOUSE IVE BEEN IN...BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER...WE GO OUTSIDE...I SEE WHAT I CAN ONLY EXPLAIN AS BUTTERFLIES...FLYING ACROSS THE AIR FOLLOWED BY TRAILS OF YELLOW LIGHT...AND I SEE THIS SHIP...THE AMERICAN ONE...RE-ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE...IM AMAZED

I YELL FOR JULES...AND A FEW OTHER FRIENDS...ALTHOUGH...ME AND JULES ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT REALIZE...THAT THIS THING IS GONNA LAND VERY NEAR TO WHERE WE ARE...SO...LETS GO CHECK THIS SHITE OUT...IT LANDS...ITS FUCKING INTENSE...MIND YOU...IM ASLEEP...BUT IN MY DREAM I FEEL LIKE MY HEART IS BEATING SO FUCKING FAST...SO WE GO CHECK THIS THING OUT...AND REALIZE THAT HAVING SMALL PARTS OF THIS SHIP...LIKE SMALL SLIVERS OF IT...WOULD BE REALLY COOL...TO LIKE SHOW OUR GRANDCHILDREN...TO SAY...LOOK...WE WERE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED...SO AFTER WE TAKE SMALL PIECES WE GO BACK TO "JULIANS HOUSE"...JULES FREAKS OUT...AFTER REALIZING THAT THE GOVT IS SENDING TRUCKS AND LIKE SEMI TRUCKS TO PICK THIS THING UP...HE REALIZES THAT HE LIVES SO CLOSE...AND IF THEY SEEM TO NOTICE THAT SMALL PARTS WERE TAKEN...THAT THEY MIGHT BLAME THE SURROUNDING CITIZENS...I TELL HIM NOT TO WORRY...

SO DURING ALL THIS...THE GOVT IS SENDING TRUCKS...TO PICK ALL THIS SHITE UP...AND BASICALLY SEND IT BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE(DONT ASK WHY...ITS WIERD...I KNOW...IT WAS A DREAM...)ME AND JULES WATCH ALL THIS...THEN AFTER THAT...I RETURN TO MY HOUSE...LIKE THE HOUSE WHERE I GREW UP...(WHICH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY FROM WHERE I AM NOW...) I WALK OUT BACK...IT IS DARK...MY POPS IS WORKING ON SOMETHING...LIKE HE USUALLY DOES...THEN I STOP AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE SPACE PROGRAM THAT THEY RECENTLY INITIATED...HE SAYS "OH YEAH...I HEARD ABOUT THAT STUFF ON THE NEWS"...I PROCEED TO TELL HIM IN DEPTH ABOUT THE SHIP RE-ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE...HES STOKED...THEN I TELL HIM THAT I NEED TO GET MY KEYS FROM THE SHOP...(ALL THE SHITE THAT HAPPENS AT THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN...IS LIKE VERBATIM WHAT MY HOUSE IS LIKE...SHOP AND EVERYTHING...)HE SAYS THAT HE WILL OPEN IT UP FOR ME...AS WE WALK OUT THERE...I NOTICE A SMALL GREEN LIGHT IN THE DISTANCE...

AS IT COMES CLOSER...IT IS A SMALL HOVERING CRAFT...WITH A SHEILD LIKE TOP...AND A CAMERA LIKE BOTTOM...ALL WHITE...WITH A GREEN LIGHT...MY DAD GRABS IT...AND I JUMP ON TOP AND REALIZE...THERE IS A OFF SWITCH...I TURN IT OFF...WE ARE BOTH FUCKIN FREAKED OUT...WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING...THE SHOP THAT WE OWN HAS TWO GIGANTIC DOORS...ONE IS OPEN...I NOTICE OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE THAT SOMETHING RUNS BY...TOO FAST FOR ME TO MAKE OUT WHAT IT IS...BUT I NOTICE SOMETHING RAN BY...(BY THIS TIME IN THE DREAM...IM FREAKING OUT...)

I FORGET THIS PART...AND IT WAS MUCH MORE DRAMATIC TO ME...BUT THE THING THAT RAN BY...REVEALS ITSELF TO BE AN ALIEN...IT TELLS ME HOW IT HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME SINCE I HAVE BEEN BORN...IT HAS BEEN STRANDED...AND IT NEEDS PARTS FROM THE SHIP THAT LANDED TO GET BACK HOME...

BY THIS TIME I WOKE UP...I WAS BREATHING SO FUCKING HARD...IT WAS A CRAZY ASS DREAM...SO...MAYBE I NEED TO HELP OUT SOME ALIENS...OR MAYBE NEED TO STOP DRINKING SO MUCH...ANYWAYS...PEACE...AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE READ...